Saturday, March 2, 2013

The Top 10 Reasons My Sister is Better Than Your Sister

My sister Sarah wanted me to post something because the blog has gone bare for a few weeks (super busy, must catch you all up soon!), so HERE YOU GO, SARAH!

These are the top 10 reasons my sister is better than your sister:

1. She has bush baby eyeballs. She uses them for smizing. And because of them, she gets what she wants.
2. She makes killer cookies and other delectable consumable items. She's a food artist. I want to throat punch my Paleo diet and eat whatever it is she whips up because it's always good. The cavemen would want it that way.
3. Her siblings and I used to make her say a "secret password" to do absolutely anything when she was little, and it was not a very nice word. It was actually kind of vulgar. And we should be ashamed but it was too funny to be wrong. Imagine a 6-year old walking around saying %*$^@ (I'm not telling you what the password is! That's Sarah's business and not yours!).
The password should have been "90s-douchbags."
4. She's a really weird adult, in a good way. She's an artist through and through. Her creativity can be seen in everything from what she wears to how she acts. I love that she is so true to herself. She paints on herself, gets tattoos, and costumes herself like a maniac on Halloween.
I'm not sure this was even on Halloween. She drew it on herself all by herself.
5. She was an even weirder kid, in a good way. She wrapped duct tape around the arms of her stuffed animals. She wanted to chew the same piece of gum for as long as possible so she would put it in a cup of water with a Jolly Rancher overnight to see if it would regain flavor and maintain chew-ability. She carried a Bible around when she was too young to read it and wore big bauble jewelry. She played with bubbles, and maybe drank some of them.
6. She has maintained a childlike take on life. She plays and blows bubbles. She blows up her cheek and smashes it on your face instead of kissing you goodbye.

7. She loves her nieces. She has been such a great aunt to Hannah for the past 11 months and to Nora for the past two weeks. She'll take care of her nieces in a heartbeat - as long as they don't have poop diapers. Poop diapers scare the crap out of her (see what I did there?).
Sarah and Nora
Sarah and Hannah watching Bubble Guppies - ahhhh!
8. She's a free spirit. Kind, generous, loving, and free.

9. She is my sweet, sweet little button. I know she would do anything for me and for the ones she loves. And probably even some strangers, too.
My little sunshine.
10. She is one of the best buddies I've ever had. We may be almost a decade apart in age, but it doesn't matter. We are snisters and pals for life.

1 comment:

  1. Diane Walter (your precious mother)March 3, 2013 at 12:27 AM

    Awww.....two of my favorite daughters. I love that you guys are so close. Now I'm getting all verklempt.


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