These are the top 10 reasons my sister is better than your sister:
1. She has bush baby eyeballs. She uses them for smizing. And because of them, she gets what she wants.
|The password should have been "90s-douchbags."|
|I'm not sure this was even on Halloween. She drew it on herself all by herself.|
7. She loves her nieces. She has been such a great aunt to Hannah for the past 11 months and to Nora for the past two weeks. She'll take care of her nieces in a heartbeat - as long as they don't have poop diapers. Poop diapers scare the crap out of her (see what I did there?).
|Sarah and Nora|
|Sarah and Hannah watching Bubble Guppies - ahhhh!|
9. She is my sweet, sweet little button. I know she would do anything for me and for the ones she loves. And probably even some strangers, too.
|My little sunshine.|