Wishes to start off the weekend



It's Friiiiday, beoches! Holler.
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Alright, here we go:

• I wish my name was Mud because I think Mud Rutherford has a nice ring.
• I wish I owned a throat punch monkey (a monkey that I can tell to throat punch people when they're actin' a fool).
• I wish No Doubt never would have written the song Hey Baby.
• I wish I liked to run.
• I wish I could complete a sent
• I wish politicians couldn't lie.
• I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...
• I wish people would proofread their writing.
• I wish I had a boat. And an ocean. And 80 degree weather.
• I wish Tim Daggett would narrate my life.
• I wish I could still sit down in front of a dollhouse and make new worlds happen.
• I wish my dog could talk.
• I wish I could turn into a mermaid when I hit the water. Except the shower. That could get dangerous.
• I wish Rosie O'Donnell had a mute button.
• I wish I could afford to dress like my true fashion sense tells me to.
• I wish I had the patience to practice my guitar.
• I wish I had a fish named Barnacle.
• I wish I could erase mental illness.
• I wish I knew how to cook really well. I'm only good at eating.
• I wish I had the ability to allow kids to bypass the puberty years because those are the worst.
• I wish I knew what Freud was thinking.
• I wish I would have appreciated my figure more when I was in high school instead of always envying someone else's.
• I wish I lived on a vineyard.
• I wish life had a pause button so I could have slowed a few days down.
• I wish I didn't sweat when I was nervous.
• I wish I could apologize to anyone I picked on when I was a young asshole.
• I wish I knew why yawns are contagious.
• I wish guns were never invented.
• I wish I had a British accent and the ability to speak French.
• I wish it all made sense. But it's probably more fun that it doesn't.

(Miles: 6/365)