Mutherford needs a bib

Apparently my belly is the black hole for food, because I can't stop spilling things on my shirts. OK, they're  not my shirts. I am now wearing Jason's shirts because they are far more comfortable than my own. Don't judge.

I think it's what you get when your hands are numb from carpal tunnel and your stomach won't allow you to scoot into the table far enough to help catch the falling food. Either way, I've destroyed several shirt fronts.

Maybe I should consider a full body bib. Something like this might catch some of the crap:

Extended bib