Thursday, November 3, 2011


Sometimes I think Francis is bored in there. Before it was mango-sized, I liked to think that Francis was doing the backstroke and getting its exercise on. Now, it's a bit crowded.

So here are a few things I'd like to pretend Francis is doing in u-terus-topia:
  • Knitting itself booties
  • Smoking a cigar whilst reading a Highlights
  • Playing a Wii Birth Birth Revolution game
  • Practicing the umbilical limbo
  • Lipsynching to my shower singing
  • Wondering why some of us talk and some of us bark
  • Posting status updates on FetusBook
  • Talking to an egg it named Wilson
There's a lot you can do when you're growing exponentially! Gotta keep the party alive.
Fun with uterus

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