Hannah is now a butternut squash. Meaning: I have a butternut squash in my stomach. A butternut squash is not small. It looks like this:
|Butternut oxygen stealer|
Here's what it looks like when your squashed stomach plumps up like a pumpkin and combats your clothing:
My work keyboard hits my stomach.
My belly button can turn my steering wheel.
My lungs feel like they've been pushed up into my armpits.
Did I mention my back hurts?
I need to go to bed now.