U-terus-topia

Sometimes I think Francis is bored in there. Before it was mango-sized, I liked to think that Francis was doing the backstroke and getting its exercise on. Now, it's a bit crowded.

So here are a few things I'd like to pretend Francis is doing in u-terus-topia:

• Knitting itself booties
• Smoking a cigar whilst reading a Highlights
• Playing a Wii Birth Birth Revolution game
• Practicing the umbilical limbo
• Lipsynching to my shower singing
• Wondering why some of us talk and some of us bark
• Posting status updates on FetusBook
• Talking to an egg it named Wilson

There's a lot you can do when you're growing exponentially! Gotta keep the party alive.

Fun with uterus